Officials said that in the event of a cancellation, the guy that bought a ticket will get his money back.

More than 100,000 flights were cancelled following the 2010 eruption of the Eyjafjallajokul volcano.

"You know, more and more and more, MORE and more, curing diseases is becoming about T.W.T.W."

They may have had a hard time with the tarp in Chicago, but it still went more smoothly than the cover up in St. Louis.

He cold.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

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Or, alternatively, it's reprehensible, malicious, and inhumane to risk a kid's life to avoid missing a day's worth of practice video. Especially when "risk a kid's life" winds up being "kill a kid". But I guess that's less important than being nice about mentioning it.

No, what's reprehensible is how Notre Dame handled that situation.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

Yes, yes. Let's all laugh at the adorable little Cubbies. Blah, blah, blah.

Let's just play one inning today.

Seriously man...did you see what Crimea was wearing?

I'm not condoning what Russia is doing, but we should be doing more to prevent them from being provoked.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

Jack White:

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

"Quick! Call 9-1-1! Dan's having a heart attack!"