Look, Penn State, we know you're awful. Okay? We know. You can let us focus on Rice and Goodell for a couple days. Don't be jealous. It doesn't mean we've moved you down a peg on the list of terrible people.

So we should ground them again?

Didn't. Learn. Anything.

"MAY NO ACT OF OURS BRING SHAME, TO ONE HEART THAT LOVES THY NAME!"

And it's a grown-up who helps decide which teams will be in the college football playoff.

Ron will be spending 1-3 months at an undisclosed facility in the mountains of Arizona getting in touch with himself and communing with his spirit animal.

Dick Butt had a 55-year massage career. I don't have a joke.

What gave you the impression that they are blaming Celtic?

This is not him being a distraction. This is ESPN making him seem like a distraction in the way that only ESPN can (which is the worst way possible). Kindly shut the fuck up.

His agent made it clear that he would be going to New England....

I'm not sure Drew sited anything. He probably sighted them before he cited them, though. There's also the whole "things that actually happened aren't really rumors anymore" angle to consider. The girl really did commit suicide; the guy really did fall from the tower. OTOH — Manti Te'os "girlfriend" still walks the…

ND alumnus from the late '70s here. I find absolutely nothing surprising or derogatory (or, for that matter, untrue) in the article. Anyone taking major umbrage hasn't been paying attention. Look, I like to follow the football team and wish them well. But please, a little less of the pretending that this program is…

Au contraire, mon frere. ND is very special. What other university gets voted into the NCAA title game despite being obviously average, has its own TV deal and has the NYT suck its dick every Sunday between Labor Day and Christmas?

Officials said that in the event of a cancellation, the guy that bought a ticket will get his money back.

More than 100,000 flights were cancelled following the 2010 eruption of the Eyjafjallajokul volcano.

"You know, more and more and more, MORE and more, curing diseases is becoming about T.W.T.W."

They may have had a hard time with the tarp in Chicago, but it still went more smoothly than the cover up in St. Louis.

He cold.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

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