Or, alternatively, it's reprehensible, malicious, and inhumane to risk a kid's life to avoid missing a day's worth of practice video. Especially when "risk a kid's life" winds up being "kill a kid". But I guess that's less important than being nice about mentioning it.

No, what's reprehensible is how Notre Dame handled that situation.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

Yes, yes. Let's all laugh at the adorable little Cubbies. Blah, blah, blah.

Let's just play one inning today.

Seriously man...did you see what Crimea was wearing?

I'm not condoning what Russia is doing, but we should be doing more to prevent them from being provoked.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

Jack White:

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

"Quick! Call 9-1-1! Dan's having a heart attack!"

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

I'm fine with him being dead, but does anyone actually think a women's pro soccer league would have succeeded in the US?

If only MSNBC had some spherical divining orb-like object with which they could sift through this sort of riff raff.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house, except, you know, one of his.

That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

Don't worry Andrew. This will all blow over soon. Keep your chins up.