Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

Don't worry Dickie V. Joe will probably go somewhere better so you can go frontrunning right along with him like you always do.

Assplay Like A Champion Today

I don't think I'm going out on a limb here when I say that if you are going around eating random people's crap, you might have more pressing problems than potentially contracting ebola.

And we all thought Eat Shit and Die was just an expression.

And to think not long ago, Mr. Zwillenberg was thinking to himself: "Now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when I can start sexually harassing female reporters!" *fist pump*

Will these ladies be able to find another institution to run at? Do many other schools feature the "half mile varmint chase" event?

Larry King gets those seats because of his induction into the Softball Hall of Fame.

Ugliest thing to come out of a Munich beer hall since November of 1923.

Floyd, you're an asshole. — God.

Yep. Government staged Sandy Hook and killed kids as an excuse to take our guns, freedom, 'Murica and stupid shit like that. Never mind that gun laws haven't changed much at all since then.

No one offers advanced degrees in common sense.

"MAY NO ACT OF OURS BRING SHAME"

What's worse? Celebrating people who enabled it, or shaming those people through humor?

These students just need a calming figure like my father to provide educational guidance like I received when I was in college.

Perhaps some other more appropriate cheers they can use...

The snow leopard?

Did this stem from the encounter between Bob Knight's car and a cow in Wyoming this week?

The fans should blame their own team and UEFA, not Celtic (note the green and white "hoops" on MONEY there). Legia calling out Celtic publicly to "be a man" and quit so Legia could get back in was a whiny bitch move. Blame the people who wrote the rule and those that broke it.

They deserve to die. They discontinued Jell-O Pudding Pops.