Is the difference that Jerry Sandusky will be the $200 anwer for the category "Therapists?"

The locals call it "That volcano over there."

He then promptly went back to the booth and grumbled that Wally Pipp was better anyway.

Yeah but they've got the #1 farm system according to Grounds Crew America.

How about calling out ND's ham-handed investigation and the horrible decision making that put that poor young man up there in the first place? Seems they deserve that. Deadspin thought so:

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

He's no Psy Young.

Somewhere nearby, Bill Walton is tripping balls and cranking Wake of the Flood.

That was aviation expert, Roger Turdock.

But all the stats nerds know they are still leading the league in WAR-GARRBL.

It's a contract until the NCAA is breathing down your neck and an NFL team offers you a better one.

Wow, FIFA shoots down criticism just like ___________ shoots down ________.

Someone's in deep doodles.

Now he's blaming Ms. Beadle and others for misconstruing what me said. I don't think they misconstrued anything. If anything, he's misconscrewed.

In Stephen A's warped world, I think that qualifies as a provocation.

Is this system dumb? Yes in this instance. Do the Cardinals, specifically, need the help? No. But, the Cubs' payroll is artificially low at the moment due to their rebuilding and not spending big money on free agents. They don't need the help either. They could spend a ton right now if they wanted to. They also…

*from somewhere behind him* "ICKY WOO! THUMP WOO!"

Wrigley PA Announcer: "Your attention please. Pinch hitting for brooding rocker Cubs fan Billy Corgan.... Jack White. White."

He's at Wrigley? Even the great Chicago blues guitarists of the past are like, damn, that's some suffering.

Javier Mascherano agrees that soccer is dangerous for assholes.