Nothing to worry about, Drake will apologize to anyone he offended by telling them he's their biggest fan. And meaning it.

Worst case of a torn anus in sports since A-Rod's last free agency decision.

A torn anus after an encounter with the Dutch? Sounds like the plot of the Amsterdam scenes in Eurotrip.

I like how the lawyer, a year in practice by the way, put "Esq." after their name. In my experience, if you put "Esq." after another fellow attorney's name in correspondence or documents it's done as a sign of professional respect. If you put "Esq." after your own name, you're an asshole.

I don't see the big deal. That's the same reaction much of the country has when they see the Red Sox and Yankees are playing yet again...

He called her a name and said he wanted to watch the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing and listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd

Paving the way for the first openly Juggalo professional athlete.

No idea how the authorities were able to round them all up with those clever disguises. They blend.

Actually a deadspin IS what happens.

I bet the soccer jersey he wears to cover the World Cup of Cycling will be really sweet.

You can't just go around whipping out your Mannschaft.

Some folks like to get away; Take a holiday from the neighborhood;

For folks stuck in their cars or away from screens at any point, Sirius/XM's broadcasts are on 84/85 with additional commentary on Sirius/XM FC, Channel 94.

Wait until you see what happens when you ask your server for a knife...

"Actually, that field looks great."

The mere facts that he lived there and survived more than qualify him. Change the Constitution!

Richard Simmons hasn't been that speechless since that unfortunate incident where he got the wind knocked out of him by a rather large woman during the filming of "Sweating to the Oldies."

"It might be, it could be... IT IS!!!!!!! Cirrhosis of the liver!" - Mr. Caray's personal physician.

Coach said Nasri complained too much when he didn't start and had a bad attitude that affected the team.

#ShouldOfBeenSpanish. He wasn't making the Spanish team either, Sister.