Big Deal. From the looks of things, Donald Sterling's been kissing a man on TV for weeks now.

Somewhere Jagerbomb McCoy toils in Pee Wee Football obscurity for the time being.

I will not judge Michael Sam, just like I will not judge Mr. McCoy's parents for naming him after the amount of beer they went through the night he was conceived.

Now we know why the dinosaurs truly went extinct. Dusty Baker.

Smelly, trashed and in a dumpster. Precisely how many Cubs fans have ended their own days at Wrigley over the past century.

"We didn't throw the cake away. We just had it delivered to Ronnie Woo Woo at his residence."

Coach Marrone is soooooo sick.... HOW SICK IS HE?

Their own "intimate areas" or someone else's?

Reminds me of the old Sir Mix-a-Lot hit, "Put 'Em on the Plexi-Glass."

Used to be people would take shots at each other for wearing the wrong colors. Nowadays, it's just Drake wearing EVERYONE'S colors...

The dogs should countersue over the use of "Dodger Dogs."

A Junior Lake is more like a pond anyway.

I can understand his impulse not to want to be seen with the rest of those guys, but he's going to have to dress more distinctly than that to pull it off.

Exhibit A for the defense, his Baseball Reference page. Just ugly numbers.

Cubs lose Cook County to a team that has about 4 counties total?

All hat and all prattle.

In fairness to Grobber, the old "throw on In a Gadda Da Vida and run to the bathroom" trick doesn't work as well in a sports talk format.

Friday Dung?

Oh, great. Now the Red Sox - Yankees games will get wall to wall coverage on Animal Planet too.

Until very recently (Packers WTF?), Chilly and Frosty best described the reception Zook was getting trying to get back into coaching.