Isn't Allegence a sinus medication?

He's right. If he's found Not Guilty, I will feel like crap. Mostly because a murderer would have been found Not Guilty.

Can't we send them a nice consolation prize for their trouble? Where does one go to find a nice, big fermented shark anyway?

ESPY night this year is also the First Annual "Lynn Hoppes crying on his couch eating a gallon of ice cream with his mint-condition bobblehead collection" Night

A Kaner Looks At A 40.

Glad to see there is no truth to that old joke: "How can you tell if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell ya!"

That is a horrible mistake and an abomination, and an apology should be issued immediately.

Of course he's out. No straight man would wear that shirt.

In AA they let you practice on live Gatorade coolers.

Looks like that education in flopping he got in Durham paid off.

In the Game of Throws, you win or you die. The North (Carolina) Remembers.

Prince wins Best Animated Short, right?

How soon until they start an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet special for their premium seats by the aquarium?

Well done. Especially considering Hef is the top Illini publishing alumnus next to Leitch.

He's starring as one of the Djok Brothers in a comedy sequel with Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy entitled Trading Asses.

Unfortunately for REM, it was the end of the world as Gonzaga knew it.

Surprised he's the star of that video and not the guy next to him giving himself the full-on nut massage.

"Your Honor, if my client didn't look like THAT..." *points at client* "...we wouldn't even be here! Hell, the bar would probably name a drink after her!"

"An internal investigation of Peter Gray..."

In fairness, Coach Kiffin said he hadn't seen balls that shriveled since his short stint working for Al Davis with the Raiders.