Hi, Joe. Enjoy your work and grew up loving to listen to your Dad. Question is:

You'd have thought the London Organizing Committee would have sprung for some of those classy "Welcome to our Ool" signs...

How pissed are you that Warcraft is dropping its next expansion during the middle of your season?

Congratulations to all the internet weirdos out there who deface Wikipedia pages, and the voices in your head. You're now "legitimate news sources!"

Hoppes: "My favorite quotesmith of all time! Funny Stuff!"

Hopefully we'll soon get to the part where "Forrest" meets Bubba.

If he gets a ticket, he will defend himself by presenting the very helpful testimony of Dottie Sandusky to say she never saw him drive the car, so he must not have ever done it.

Charles' Port

Beats the prior, long standing haven in the stadium for the autistic... the Mets dugout.

What does X equal? Steve "Mongo" McMichael's signature.

Someone should alert her that we've got another injured horse. Fire up the Bat(shit crazy) Signal!

Had to put something different, since he's usually MIA in the playoffs.

Reading that and looking at those pictures makes me go back and forth between laughing and feeling bad for the guy. Reminds me of a "Springsteen" song:

They were still able to have a Mets-themed birthday, featuring a life size jorts-wearing photo of Dad on which they played "Pin the Tail on the Jackass," and also let the kid play pitching coach for a day by making a simulated "call to the 'Pen."

Flopped.

"while everybody loves and respects Robin Ventura"

James is optimistic he's gonna finish ahead of that Undecided guy and thinks he could take him in a debate.

Must be inspiring to read about someone who can shoot accurately under pressure.

"Yes, your Honor, our client could've checked her age better. In his defense, he was just too giddy that this anonymous woman who randomly contacted him online actually turned out to be a real woman. Come on, Judge. That's like hitting the lotto right there!"

The eternal debate is settled. Blackburn definitely laid an egg long before the chicken showed up.