Mizzou lost? Norfolking way.

Oh, three dead HOR-SES? For a second there I thought we had a Craig James Trifecta.

Throwing in the polished brass batting tees was a nice touch as well.

And we never got to see the episode where drunk Joe Namath makes out with Glorp.

Since he was to be voiced by Kasey Kasem, was Lord Nebulon's secret weapon the "Long Distance Dead-ication?"

He had to use the porridge angle from the Goldilocks story because "Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" was already used by Rick Pitino's wife.

Too bad Cosell wasn't as excited about the project as Cartoon Frank Gifford's pants were.

This is a clear homage to Yankee greats like Mickey Mantle, since the only way they could get a head shot of him some days was to mount a camera in the toilet.

Nice. +1

Awesome. +1.

The quote "if robert gets in my face ill drop that mother fucker" must come from the Old Testament Book of Duderonomy.

Based on his size, COECOEPuffs would also be an option.

As any Arsenal fans know, whenever Andrey Arshavin or Tomas Rosicky score a goal... we can't remember what happens.

"2 4 6 8! We all need to defecate!"

+1 mirror on the ceiling

Interestingly enough, "seen your dickcheese" is part of the anticipated trial testimony of several of Jerry Sandusky's accusers...

A public figure using a dog named after a game to attempt to gain sympathy works if the dog is named "Checkers."

After that intern's book came out this week, I just can't get shocked by stories of people sleeping with the Kennedys anymore.

"First they came" is the reason all these contraceptives are necessary in the first place.

The only good news for him is they don't give the rope to convicts anymore, even those who play the skin game with kids beyond the shadow of a doubt.