Not to mention Mario Buttalley.

And Anthony Boredin.

"Lawyering Joe Amendola" opposed the prosecution's request, arguing that the neighbors must be lying because their view of Mr. Sandusky's back porch is blocked by the ice cream truck, the inflatable moon bounce and the large "Free Ponies" sign...

You have died of disinterest.

The sign-up sheet had more X's on it than the film oeuvre of BiBi Jones.

Worst incident involving QPR and a header since Tony LaRussa failed his last alphabet field sobriety test.

After cutting him free, authorities said he would not be charged, but Landon Donovan was told he will still have to go back to MLS and was warned not to try that again.

A Mr. Hand hasn't had this much job trouble since that fucker Spicoli ruined the lecture on the Platt Amendment.

Moose-like woman out front shoulda told ya.

Once his teammates start wearing those, no one will ever celebrate their appearance again.

Only in journalism and the porn industry does someone get fired for a premature stiff.

When asked his views on the death penalty, perhaps "For me personally or for SMU?" wasn't the best response.

Of course Joe Paterno is his hero. Coach Paterno managed to get complete and total control of a university... and he didn't even have to buy it.

He didn't pass out shortly after the photo. The road just rose to meet him.

"declared yesterday that all flags on state facilities be at half-staff until Joe Paterno is buried."

I too was upset at people unfairly ripping on Steven Tyler for screwing up the anthem.

That would explain the new Del Webb retirement community "Krzyzewskiville Acres."

Saint Egregious

Both undone by an unreported warm shower.

So I guess this means the ridiculous, unnecessary and authoritarian carding at the World Cup will be limited to FIFA's refs.