They'll probably kick him out of the Angels Hall of Fame for this.

A featured poultry-based item being the Long Duck Dong.

John Cusack thinks he can be both a Cubs and a White Sox fan, so his opinion is clearly worthless. As bad as they both are, he's also better off dead.

"It's Been Almost a Year Since His Last Sentence"

Sadly for him, taking large amounts of cash from supporters and then denying you know the people doesn't work as well in politics as it did at SMU.

A Turner hasn't slapped someone down that hard since Ike found out about Tina's solo career.

Coincidentally, the Costa Concordia and the Heat both have issues with having one rock to go around...

Not often that a team gives a fan two incredibly remote chances of scoring in a single intermission.

At least he showed he can follow school rules by raising his hand for permission.

If only there was a show on CBS on say, Sunday, that had an opening for a guy to come on and just bitch for five minutes every week...

Who knew that the team song "You'll Never Walk Alone" was actually a public safety announcement for non-white people?

Perhaps Castro wouldn't have this problem if his "lovely parting gifts" didn't consist of a 6-pack of Old Style and a ride home from Ronnie Woo Woo.

Gingrich as Grossman is appropriate, considering his tendency to say "Fuck it, I'm going deep!" at inappropriate times is why he's on his third wife.

The soccer coin is cheap and aerodynamically shaped so that fans can bring plenty to matches and have better accuracy when hurling them at black players.

Bare in the Big Blue House?

Peddington Bear?

Climbing Barry Larkin is also what Joe Morgan has been doing for attention these days.

This is a guy who knows a blithering idiot when he sees one. After all, he actually paid money for a United States women's professional soccer team.

This isn't unprecedented for basketball players in that part of the world.

Inigo is smiling because he knows something we don't know... he's not left footed.