You can take the "men" out of the Orangemen, but you can't take them out of the ballboys...

When told the movie was about a guy who sucks with bats, he thought it was an NLCS highlight reel.

"primary focus of the teleconference is to answer questions related to Penn State's Senior Day game with Nebraska this Saturday."

I'm surprised he opened the door. Not because of the media camped out on his lawn, but because when he did four trick-or-treaters from last week escaped.

"Jackin' the Beanstalk" - Carl Monday

They deserve to be gourd in the press for this.

It was all fun and games until the Westboro Baptist Church burned them at the stake.

And with one glance, Craig James gets his first friend with benefits since his days at SMU.

The public health authorities were tipped off when the fans began exhibiting the unusual Chicago baseball fan behavior of becoming violently ill without even watching the game...

"So, I'm heading back to Arizona soon and I look forward to meating Sarah Palin."

Hair and Piece.

Filed under "Joke books."

Awesome.

Or when The Who played that Alzheimer's benefit.

"I'm tucking my talents in South Beach!"

I guess they had to find something to replace "Marge Schott's Jackboot Scoot."

Rex Ryan and his Wife's Feet

I don't see anything wrong with the headline. The Zooker is still the coach after all...

Crotch on fire? Tell your sire.

"He is going to be continuing his rehab from Tommy John surgery..."