In an eerie coincidence, after the kiss he took her back to his Lincoln and a Johnson took over.

"Intentionally dropping a ball to get the lead"

They both look like they already did a few shots of Jagr.

Jimmer is not jealous. He enjoyed his arms-length hug and pat on the back. Really, he did.

"Oops! I Crapped My Pants!" has been the official sponsor of the St. Louis bullpen all season.

Getting blown while pinning the person blowing you in a headlock with your arms and legs... is that what they mean by a "dishonorable discharge?"

Rock legends Rush seek to promote Red Barchetta World Peace.

Sure, the Ravens could slaughter an orphanage. If it was the Redskins, I'd take the orphanage by a touchdown.

Getting cut off on the highway wasn't what set the guy off. That happened when Mrs. Snyder tried to apologize by offering him a gift of a lovely Pittsburgh Steelers apron she bought online.

He and his teammates are also the leading suspects in a mass police horse drowning that night.

+1.

Most disappointed Growing Pains star since Kirk Cameron didn't get raptured last month.

"An avid traveller and aspiring stand-up comedian... and has worked in the hospitality industry in Vancouver"

"An old friend says Terrelle Pryor might have made $40,000 in a year, just signing stuff."

Surprising. I thought no one appreciated a good cover-up like FIFA.

Either that or his functional literacy.

I hear "Go Bugger Yourself, Euro Wanker!" is making a late run.

Pay no attention to his vuvuzela factory with Armenian and Kurdish slave workers chained to the floor... it's nobody's business but the Turk's.

A truly sassy bakery would have put a laptop on there.

"Minor League Yankees vs. Minor League Red Sox"