@BelichickSpiesOnYou: And Rex Ryan was just about to petition the league to move the Jets' game against the Chiefs next fall out of Jersey too.

@norbizness: "As God is my witness, I thought these turkeys could play."

The same company also makes the calendars for Asston Villa, Blackbum Rovers, Prest Ham United, Tottenham Hotspunk, Stroke City, Blackpoon and Canschester United.

"I was at the gym, and there was this one swarthy fellow… I BET IT WAS HIM! Mystery: SOLVED."

"We're talking about a hugely self-important institution populated by drunks and bigots and flakes and syphilitic halfwits..."

@StuckBetweenStations: Awesome.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Yeah, I'm an attorney and that part at least was clearly written for public and media consumption. Makes the case look less than serious. Any time I've ever seen something like that in a draft, I try to talk people out of it for fear of angering the judge.

Small claims division, I assume?

"Try being called someone's 'Sweet Baboo' for about a half century or so, Sister, and see how you like it!"

There are easier ways to ensure a St. Louis beatdown. Like, for instance, walking around St. Louis after dark...

Something in that picture needs to be archived.

"More about Anakin it is than it is about the Republic. Fight with him I cannot, win with him I cannot, mentor him I cannot. Can’t do it. Winners I want."

Looks like Ned's gonna have to crutch-whip some witnesses...

@Biochemical-Slang-Lord: Not sure why he is complaining, since right now he is off when his girlfriends are out of school.

Just discussed on ESPN 1000 in Chicago.

"We're bringing back Gang Bang... I mean Gang Green here in New York!"

@UkraineNotWeak: She woke up his Purple Wiggle?

One of the engineers was reportedly heard singing:

Tor Reinholdt's ancestors hang their longaxes in shame, but the horns on his helmet are a nice touch.

@Beef on Weck: Brayton was also awarded Panthers Player of the Week for the hit, the first time a Panther knocked anyone on their ass all year...