Seems silly to me. The brains didn't exactly help the buzzards see some dudes killing them and removing their brains before it happened, now did they?

Well they are a Union after all. You can't expect them to try that hard.

And the dessert bar has Sunday Bloody Sundaes!

Pele: World's greatest Brazilian soccer player or popular hooker moniker?

They also listed some guy named "minefield" in central defense.

@KareemCheese: It was Le Barforama Totale.

Good news for Tip was there were no World Cups during WWII, or Tap would've probably sent him on a "promotional train trip."

From their Wikipedia page: Pi Beta Phi (ΠΒΦ) is an international fraternity for women founded as I.C. Sorosis on April 28, 1867, at Monmouth College in Monmouth, Illinois.

Looks like even he knows he's gonna shit himself at the World Cup.

@President Camacho: Awesome. +1

Hard to tell from the translation, but is Fuck You the name of the bull or what it did to the guy? Works either way.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Not to mention dodging the random athletes hanging around, Otto the Orange, marching bands, etc.

@bevraj of choice: Pretty unique among all the gas giants in Bristol.

Sure Berman is a big guy, but was sticking his star to the pavement with frosting really necessary?

Calvin is also a fan of the word "homeslice."

Pretty sure Ashley's usual strategy of looking for John Terry to back him up isn't gonna work here for some reason...

Shocking. A story about Stanford, golf, and reckless driving and no Tiger Woods to be seen.

Cut them some slack. These sorority girls just went to the Underground Railroad Freedom Center to learn more about the terrible problem of people getting stuck in subway cars!

@Hatey McLife: Except perhaps mini Prince Charles living in Camilla's trousers.

They wanted to set an even more dangerous precedent, but their insurers wouldn't let them make the guy take batting practice from Rick Ankiel.