"Cross had held three teams at the course – Florida State, Oregon and Kent State – in case Notre Dame forced a playoff for the eighth spot. The Irish finished 17th, 30 shots back of the cutline."

Have you recovered from the devastation you surely felt when Rick Ankiel moved on to Kansas City? Has the fact that he is hitting .210 helped?

Hope this doesn't hurt the attendance for Janet Reno Bobblehead Night.

This is what happens when pro athletes get their religious and cultural knowledge from the Mexican-Jewish Cultural Festival episode of Phineas and Ferb. Have a matzo burrito! Oy-le!

A visit from an intern and a bunch of videos hasn't gotten this much attention since Oval Office Pornfest '96.

@StanGable: Huzzah. +1

At least the ref let them use his yellow card "book" as a condolence book, so that was a nice gesture.

@Justinhalpern: Frankenstein's monster had "devoted followers" too.

Is your Dad getting a cut from the book? If he's not, I'm pretty sure he's going to have some choice words for you, as well as kick you out of the house again.

Big fan of your Dad (and your apparent ability to annoy him, sponge off him and make a good living doing it through the use of technology and mass media... kudos to you Sir!)

@Seasonone: It surprisingly topped the list of "Things That Should Have Been Put Down" at Churchill Downs yesterday.

All your face are belong to us!

Color me disappointed. A movie about surgically implanting someone's mouth to someone else's ass and it's not about Dick Vitale and Coach K?

Someone please buy the slapper a seat near Ronnie Woo Woo.

What's the big deal? Millions of people of Polish descent tell Matt Millen jokes all the time.

So the Smoke Monster is really Cheech?

That's not a fascist rally, it's just an old IOC rookie member training camp photo. They're just learning the proper way to receive a bribe, and boy do they need some more lessons!

John Daly, on the other hand, will continue to follow the strippers wherever they go.

Does the sign say "You can't stop the Cubs, or a Toyota!" by any chance?

I'm pretty sure I still would have been able to win a game of "Guess Who's the Perv" in the top picture with obscuring the other faces. Made it a little too easy.