A similar "Cubs Babies" package in Chicago should be grounds for a cruelty charge.

@Drunken_Donuts: Always figured JoePa to be more of a mead or grog guy.

@Tyson's impetuous style: Ever been to Comiskey? "Apparently female" is a fair description of a lot of the people there when you CAN see their faces.

"We have what everyone is looking for, the product, which is the kids."

Imagine how much power these AAU coaches in Chicago would have if the kids could actually qualify academically to even play in college. I mean, without faking their entrance exams or anything like Mr. Rose.

What's not to love about a bunch of scrappy, flopping whiners who are constantly fellated by the national media and get all the calls they need, oh say like at the end of the Baylor game? And don't get me started on ScheyerFace. Other than that, they're America's Team.

@Can I Borrow a Feeling: This Duke team casts shadows?

@Gamboa Constrictor: His influx of crap is a lot more global than just that river.

Tommy Mason-Griffin is reading this and thinking nepotism was his major.

I'm OK with this so long as Vinnie Jones reprises his role as Mad Maynard the hooligan from Eurotrip.

Tommy is going to be pissed when he finds someone to read these comments to him.

Just because he's a Cubs fan doesn't mean he's autistic.

The way the Illini played much of this season, this is just trading one clownshow for another.

Looks like the dude in the picture couldn't decide between doing the sprinkler or using the hose.

Judging from the cover, that's a man who knows how to work a set of anal beads.

@Kid Canada: "If you don't know what anal beads are..."

@Steve U: The SECOND greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing this guy his condom didn't exist.

Looks like the rest of their student group made a Beilein for the exits.

If only The Professor would have thought to use coconuts in such a fashion, we might have been spared more than one season of Gilligan's Island.

He's just lucky the stunt-cock was loading up on toaster pancakes at the time.