Stay tuned for her second book, “Woman Laughing Alone with Salad.”

Hire three recruiters is what got me. That’s gotta be the most “let them eat cake” thing that an actual person has ever actually said.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

I know nothing about this, but this: The comic was called “Valerian and Laureline.” The more famous “actor” in this is Cara DeLevigne. And yet, the movie is called “Valerian.” Tell me that’s not some sexist bullshit somehow, please, someone.

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

For $9000, a group of girls could have a freaking great time at Abaco Island in the Bahamas for a WEEK, including plenty of cash for shopping and dining.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

Which of these is the ugliest part of NAFTA?

My laughs all sound like screams these days.

Still don’t like how he’s the central image of the game when the story is really about Ashe and Balthier. Thankfully after the intro stuff you can bench his dumb ass and rarely have to see him.

“Just kill me”

And I’ve also heard that Robert is 1 day from retirement and is getting married next week...

She’s gone to a farm where she can run and play, honey.

Maybe she got stuck in her coffin and is unable to get out. I mean, I’m not complaining...

Not fucking funny, this bitch wants to kick me out of a country that has been my home for 25 years

If North Korea gets us, we’ll band together and re-invade North Vietnam.