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Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

If only there was a way to film those turkeys so they’d all fit in the shot at the same time instead of panning back and forth... Shame.

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For two men who are so virulent in their anti-homosexual beliefs, it looked like it took every ounce of control Pence and Ryan had to stop themselves from making out with each other during the speech.

I kickstarted this so long ago and, now that my copy is finally available to play, I don’t know if I have the time or inclination to get into a truly deep RPG.

Washington state had a similar moment of “oh shit.” Nine of the ten counties that voted for  🎺 also are the ones that have the greatest use of Obamacare.

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I’m sure the White House investigation into the raid that Trump didn’t study intel about, ordered so he could make a big impact, then fucked up royally will be totally unbiased and done thoroughly.

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

If you’re a Christian conservative who is not Catholic, odds are you believe that all men are sinners, and that the only way to heaven is to accept Jesus as your savior. The thing is, for many fundamentalists, that’s literally the only requirement. So much for “extreme vetting”.

Honestly, my country, America can eat a dick right now. Until the actual silent majority that does not want shit like Donald Trump and his band of deplorable flunkies running the show here get off their fat American asses and vote out every single person who supported or capitulated to Trump, we are all, as a…

heh, I’m gonna go on a limb and guess there were 0 Slave Leias?

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Yes. And the reason for that emphatic “Yes” is the fact that to him its just ‘some jokes that you disagree with’.

I’m hearing this in my head to the tune of: On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On, Prancer, on, Vixen! On, Comet, on, Cupid, on, Donner, and Blitzen!

Jesus fucking christ. How much more has to happen before you guys can get rid of this slimy, stale, orange piece of reeking garbage?????

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…