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For two men who are so virulent in their anti-homosexual beliefs, it looked like it took every ounce of control Pence and Ryan had to stop themselves from making out with each other during the speech.

I kickstarted this so long ago and, now that my copy is finally available to play, I don’t know if I have the time or inclination to get into a truly deep RPG.

Washington state had a similar moment of “oh shit.” Nine of the ten counties that voted for  🎺 also are the ones that have the greatest use of Obamacare.

In other news:

I’m sure the White House investigation into the raid that Trump didn’t study intel about, ordered so he could make a big impact, then fucked up royally will be totally unbiased and done thoroughly.

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

Honestly, my country, America can eat a dick right now. Until the actual silent majority that does not want shit like Donald Trump and his band of deplorable flunkies running the show here get off their fat American asses and vote out every single person who supported or capitulated to Trump, we are all, as a…

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Yes. And the reason for that emphatic “Yes” is the fact that to him its just ‘some jokes that you disagree with’.

I’m hearing this in my head to the tune of: On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On, Prancer, on, Vixen! On, Comet, on, Cupid, on, Donner, and Blitzen!

Jesus fucking christ. How much more has to happen before you guys can get rid of this slimy, stale, orange piece of reeking garbage?????

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

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She was scary in “Poltergeist 2".

I mean, it’s probably the only time some people will hear a chipper female shouting “Yes!”

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Well done. How very original, edgy, and pushing the boundaries. Anti-Semitic ‘jokes’, so fresh.