Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

I appreciate and respect the sentiment, the bravery, and the integrity in taking a stand even in the face of violent opposition.

Billy is a jerk here no doubt but I think the lawyer has a point. Billy Bush is just a puppet in a suit whose job is to suck up to celebrities. Telling Trump to fuck off just would have gotten him fired. Do you people really think NBC would be pick Billy over their TV star, Donald Trump?

She was also closer to the White House than Trump will ever be because she was on The West Wing.

Dude, have you seen my Fantastic Beasts?

Meanwhile, Kellyanne was ready to chime in with how that sonofabitch Bill Clinton refused to return his seat back to the upright position during landing.

Another woman came forward, a former writer for People:

Not even his flash online polls agreed with him this time. Hell, breitbart’s flash poll even had a whopping 7% say Clinton actually won the debate!

#10 fruitvale station

This is the BEST!!! HA!

Knowing Drumpsterfire, he’ll say her performance as campaign manager wasn’t “good enough” and he’ll refuse to pay her, like he’s done with so many other contractors over the years.

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

“....unless the check bounces.”

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

To the public, a fast conflagration, a rapid exothermic reaction, and an explosion are the same thing. Not that they know the first two terms, but show them three videos and they’ll point out minor differences - maybe - but call them all explosions. To the person who has a lithium battery go off in their pocket or…

Yes. The rich narcissist who has never held public office, is a xenophobic, bigoted, racist who loves dictators, advocates for war crimes and punishing the free press, is so profoundly uninformed he can’t even be bothered to learn the Articles of the Constitution, and has dedicated his entire life to putting his name…

Kinda burying the lede there, no?