This after the Dems already took such a deal once, only to have Trump immediately screw them over. I mean if Chuck fucking Schumer can learn his lesson, how stupid to they have to be at the WaPo editorial board to still not get it?

I see people in the comments really going with the “private equity vampires bankrupting companies on purpose” nonsense so I’m gonna give you a 5-minute course on why that’s stupid.

Well at least now we know how much it costs to buy the US.

“Experts recommend that all these poor people stop living under bridges and instead move into luxury condos.”

“Stop milking it,” says the guy whose livelihood depends on his on-camera antics, to some rando.

How would you regulate it?

Perhaps someone should design a cushy, fortified, fully equipped airplane just for him, along with military escort, so that he may make the best use of his time during the long flight while maintaining his security.

Honestly that would be the best troll ever. “Welp you know what guys, I’m buying Fox and in unrelated news you’re all fired. How’s that for a conspiracy?”

Yes Ryan, the problem of the devastating effects of climate change is the people who give a shit about climate change.

My problem with donations: if you’re publicizing the donation, then the point isn’t to donate money for good - it’s to buy yourself some good PR. Want to make a donation because you really believe in need-blind admissions? Go for it - just shut up about it.

This coming from the covfefe crowd? Fuck off y’all.

Snipes, who is 75, expressed a desire to spend more time with her family

We’ve already implemented it at local level: refer, for instance, to how Macron completely ignored his latest tweet jabs.

The joke is your president :/.

Maybe someone can set up a GoFundMe so they can pay their coffee bills?

“And how about the janitor, he’s not Senate confirmed either, so everything’s fine!”

I’m almost across the world from you. When I was a kid we made snowmen every winter. My kid will never know what making a snowman’s like - because there hasn’t been enough snow in about 20 years now.

I guess the “clearly referencing alcohol” thing doesn’t work so well when he explicitly talks about a box of cereals.

As someone who lives in a country that has 3 of these 4 things, let me tell you: life is, in fact, quite tolerable here.

As a Frenchman, I can tell you that France doesn’t have the courage for the kind of structural, societal changes needed to face the challenge of technology simply eliminating the need for entire job categories. We go on strike anytime anyone even breathes in the general direction of labor laws, taxes and pensions.