Well, Alabama does sound like the stupidest state these days...

It’s ok, the Onion copy-pastes too!

“Yes...” Sessions stammered, a smile creeping onto his face. “But it’s not coming to me at this moment.”

Years ago, my dad - with whom I have an awesome relationship - and I were watching some documentary or news on TV. Then he said, really seriously: “Never let me get like that.” It was a segment on old people who couldn’t take care of themselves anymore, from bad strokes to Alzheimer’s. My dad’s made of the old stuff;…

I think it comes from the same plastic factory as the Ken dolls’ hair? It has the same flat, hard look anyway.

Ok fine, it’s the wife and not the father, but I still get partial credit for guessing there’d be family business, right?

With the state renewables are in now, and the speed at which they’re improving (largely driven by - lol - China), yes. But that wouldn’t have been the case 30-40 years ago when they basically halted all new construction. That’s 30-40 years’ worth of carbon emissions from all the gas and coal plants that had to be…

That ‘explanation’ to the tweet is some next level “I personally believe that in the Iraq” hit.

North Africa is hardly a desert throughout though.

What about, oh, the entire African campaign?

Honest question from a guy who doesn’t get it. In Need for Speed games since, uh, basically as long as I can remember, you need to progress through career in order to earn enough in-game credits to buy the best cars.

He’d have been 7 at the time though, so quite a performance. They’d probably call that another ‘qualification’.

In before he turns out to be Grassley’s illegitimate son.

I’m not in government but (see what I did there?) I think that you don’t necessarily need to be a Nobel prize to lead a government agency or a council. I’d expect it’s going to be more about administration and coordination than hard science anyway.

I fully intend to try this line of reasoning in my next job interview if something turns me off the position mid-interview.

I need to find a lawyer and see how I can incorporate myself.

Rule of thumb: if you need to preemptively defend your opinions, they are probably shitty opinions and I don’t want to hear them.

No, here’s the simple fact: Jez had the story straight, over two years ago. If LCK hadn’t imposed an airtight lid on everything, aided and abetted by all his shit-for-brains fans that literally would not entertain the idea that their idol was anything less than a saint, then maybe some women who got molested in the…

Ivanka sounds like a person who would call her nanny ‘Shishi’ for all these years and never bother to learn how it’s actually pronounced.

I’m a little leery of anything anyone screams in murderous rage before pulling out a gun, whether it be “allahu akbar”, “this is a robbery” or “police, show me your hands”.