So a reasonably wealthy and, in their opinion, over-taxed subset of the population wants to secede and you think that’s a great idea?

Well that’s voter fraud in favor of Trump so we won’t talk about it.

“I’m voting against this” said any time before the vote just means “call me and let’s negotiate.”

Trump doesn’t believe Puerto Rico is part of the US. Fake news!

Thanks. I thought it was not ok to drug someone without their consent but everyone’s like haha, laughs were had.

Congress is on the clock and so the bill must pass

I am more convinced than ever that Trump is actually trying to provoke DPRK into some act that he can use as an excuse to start a nuclear war, counting on the American default response of supporting the President in time of war—and all just to make the Russia investigation fade away.

Friend of mine is in Guadeloupe. House is still standing but no power or water.

Still have my original Gameboy cartridge of Metroid II. Please place your bids below.

I’m playing Dishonored 2. I’m at the Dust District. I’m really digging the fact you’re plastering Meagan Foster with two arms looking evil all over the headers for articles about the DLC; it’s not spoilery at all.

So, PR moves yes, but like principles and shit, no. Got it, Harvard.

a lot of people are saying and people have actually written, ‘Gee, Trump may have had a point.’

It’s like she’s not getting that the hate she’s getting is for being on the wrong team.

“Whoops I got caught so now I’m gonna stop doing it” is also gonna be my get-out-of-jail defense when I get busted for some heinous crime. That’s how it works, right?

It’s bullshit is what it is.

I love how Kimmel, like all the late show guys, can deliver an impassioned editorial about the horror of Charlottesville, and a few weeks later genially chat with the very people who put us there like it’s all water under the bridge.

So this career that we were oh so scared of jeopardizing. Surely by now he’s the successful CEO of a company poised to change the world for the better, yes?

Whaaaat, the Trumpministration going after a woman with all guns out for basically no reason at all? Why, I never saw this one coming.

I get the someone can be incompetent at Presidenting, but how is it possible to be so bad at eating pizza?

Oh yeah I totally see it. Much better with the grading, definitely.