Pictured: the guy they might draft

Dude...you have two top 10 picks in the deepest draft since 2003. Don't even complain.

Frankly, I thought my follow-up question was better:

Maybe this was just a really terrible Jaime Lannister/Bran Stark cosplay.

Random piece, no? It's one thing if you attack a heavy hitter like Vitale, Bilas, Gottlieb, or whiz kid Nate Silver for their predictions. Attacking someone who very few people even knew existed accomplishes what exactly? LOL'ing at a black, marginal-at-best sports writer whose only claim to fame is probably working…

Still better than Marchman's cereal list.

This article doesn't make me want to watch MLS, but it did magically turn me into a lustful cockmonster.

Greg, given your success with hyperbole in the past I can only assume these shoes will be widely praised by soccer players, cure cancer and end hunger.

Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.

I'm not denying anyone's rights! Ray Guy was left-footed, in fact.

You could just say "Penn State" there.. We all know what you're talking about.

Burneko will have to write an entire article now on why you should clean a grill, how you're a complete dumbass if you don't, and what sort of meat you should cook on your newly-cleaned non-cancer-causing grill.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

the old one is fine and I haven't cleaned it in two years

Did Amar'e expect Peyton Siva to immediately chuck up a three and ignore the wide open lane

"(This is a joke. I have to make it clear because I don't want Jonathan to file a report.)"

...so if you punch them, they will light your brother's face on fire. I have seen this happen, and more than once.

I know it's just the fact that this is translated and I'm on mescaline but those answers are way fucking deep.

This kid needs to be a Deadspin correspondent. He can cover racism in European soccer clubs and somethingsomething motorcycles.

Richard Incognito is a monster who needs his daddy, and Jonathan Martin is a toddler who needs his mommy.