no jeah for you

"Hit me." -Jason Kidd/Greek Soccer coach

Ah, the ole bean flicker.

You forgot this one:

Surprised he managed to get all the words right while uploading a picture of some CRAZY crackerjacks to Twitter.

Shake Shack. No contest.

And that's why I don't buy seats behind home plate, ya know?

Tryin' to weaken his sperm, Schrute style. He must have a lady of the night waiting up in his hotel room.

Here's his complete sequence of thoughts leading up to interrupting the MLB All-Star Game:

Moffat is an average player and nothing more, but he's good for about three or four of these a year. He luhs da volleh.

BIFF BASH BOSH

You failed to mention that Toby has undiagnosed Autism.

I hope Rick does have a hernia.

One Adrian Peterson please.

A TurSnake? Call Madden!

That's Highly Questionable.

That's Highly Questionable.

That's Highly Questionable.

The standard of education in our schools today is astounding. Has no one taught these simpletons to record school fights in landscape, not portrait?

I wonder if he still remembers that one time he hit a half court shot, and everyone in the stands got free pizza.