You can't leave that heat up, Felix. That's where you're going to get yourself into trouble.

Perhaps the machines can still be beaten...with love.

Jun-Seok: But I thought it was home run.

"For God's sake, keep its hide moist until we can get the helicopter here!"

It's actually butter sauce. It's on Andy Reid's backstage rider.

Good thing they threw some liquid on that manatee.

It seems the kid's name is A.J.

Not really. Forever fuck this child, his family and anybody who thinks its okay to behave like this.

lol

His parents are going to be in for some hellacious adolescent years and they almost definitely deserve it.

I just hope they didn't use their hands.

I'd hit it

Judging by the solicitation charge, it looks like she was trying to act out the book title.

MILF in this case stands for mom in legendary fountain.

"Soliciting?" If anything, her willingness to bend over and take it after a few nice drafts with little-to-no reward in store just means she's a Royals fan.

I just like how depending on the camera angles on lighting, she looks anywhere from age 22-42

And here's another mugshot, because, as the old adage goes, Missouri needs company.

I'm just going to say it...I'm in love.

KC and the Moonshine = Banned