Apparently I should really be getting off my ass and getting my MBA.

Try parenting, it works well for my 2 and half year old that goes to bed at 7pm

Because any 8 year old who gets up at that time is probably in military school. Duh.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

Thank you for saying it. They may as well have just used a small GPS transponder. That was a robot in the same way that my IG88 action figure is.

And for the Russians to make a surprisingly durable, yet completely unsafe one out of shit.

So this is basically the same as the first automobile race situation. Happened as soon as there was a second one to race.

It’s great to see such a revolutionary for the time title get a chance to shine with modern day graphics. It’ll be interesting to see if any changes are enacted.

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

“The neighbor’s final complaint is that the Hummer blocks street vision. Unfortunately, this makes no sense: street vision is not a real thing, because the street does not have eyes. It is a street.”

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

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I'm going to run out and sell my great grandfather's Patek Phillip so i can get the Edition edition.

There is no performance if there is no audience

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"

Um, no. I enjoy tasting things that taste good. Not because it's always been around, but because it tastes good in my mouth. Drinking isn't the evil, anymore than cakes or donuts or cheese or anything else is the evil.

Just yesterday, I traded in my 2007 Macbook pro for amazon credit and decided to look into a desktop. This guide couldn't have come at a more opportune time. Thanks, Alan.

and that is why people think you are boring.

And that's clearly where you've let us down. The Mad Science community has been long needing some Mad Paleontologists to join its ranks. (Not the crackpots that have long bedeviled paleontologists.)