It makes sense, John dies and is released from his NW vows.

Apparently I should really be getting off my ass and getting my MBA.

Try parenting, it works well for my 2 and half year old that goes to bed at 7pm

Because any 8 year old who gets up at that time is probably in military school. Duh.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

I’m a Jezebel, not gizmodo in the slightest. But I've read everything you've written about this. I'm blown away by the amount of work and the quality of your work. You deserve all the kudos in the world for what you are doing, and how you are doing it. I love your writing, I love your analytical and scientific…

I desperately want to be friends with both of you.

Why would you need a cure for cyanide? It is a naturally occurring product so it must be good for me.

Grain of salt aside.

“[The First Order] came out of conversations about what would have happened if the Nazis all went to Argentina but then started working together again”

He’s just to distract the enemy while they actually get shit done.

So is my wife (who’s a divorce attorney). This is almost as good news as gay marriage.

Huh, two moons smashing together to produce an unusual F Ring sounds more like something that would happen around Uranus.

It’s a little known fact that Alec Guiness wasn’t actually British, but was a method actor from Jersey that just got REALLY into character.

It’ll be like how the Netflix Daredevil show wiped away any memory of the Daredevil movie.

He could ride his beer-loving, tamed moose!

Poultrygeist....

Just yesterday, I traded in my 2007 Macbook pro for amazon credit and decided to look into a desktop. This guide couldn't have come at a more opportune time. Thanks, Alan.