I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

I’ve seen a few people on my Facebook newsfeed supporting Gary Johnson, but they always seem to do it in this really smug way, like, “Oh you Democrats and Republicans pretending like there’s only 2 viable candidates are so dumb! Look here, we’ve got Gary Johnson. He’s reasonable! He’d be great!” And every time I see…

He seems to have graduated from the Underpants Gnome School of Politics.

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

Why do men have to be kicked in the nuts for laughs?

It is important because the mandatory arrest law applies to domestic violence. If they did not cohabit, the mandatory arrest law does not apply.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I’m assuming he did it for theatrical reasons, ala modern day black and white film.

Props to the cameraman. The panning views, he managed to get the fantastic Houston backdrop, the emotion of the persons involved and didn’t shake the camera once.

Dear Politicians: Google will now call your bitch-ass out for lying.

As a game programmer utilizing Unity myself, I’m more impressed by the tech they talked about.
I could totally relate to the tech problems and challenges they talked about orz

Lee-Lo & stitches

Apparently I should really be getting off my ass and getting my MBA.

Try parenting, it works well for my 2 and half year old that goes to bed at 7pm

Because any 8 year old who gets up at that time is probably in military school. Duh.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

Canadians made hitchBOT, which is to say that they crudely assembled a broadly anthropomorphic heap of refuse and left it someplace for strangers to take care of for them.

Thank you for saying it. They may as well have just used a small GPS transponder. That was a robot in the same way that my IG88 action figure is.

Just yesterday, I traded in my 2007 Macbook pro for amazon credit and decided to look into a desktop. This guide couldn't have come at a more opportune time. Thanks, Alan.