Where'd that guy go to law school, the Deadspin comment section?

I expect lots of anecdotes about what it was like working with the mysterious and enigmatic Roderick Jaynes.

You'd think he needs medical help for mental health if he keeps making these irrational choices, but then you find out he attacked his lawyer.

Oh, so if 'the jews run baseball' was repeated often enough there wouldn't be any issue? smh

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…

So last week I was hungry. Hey cabinets, whatcha got? A whole lotta nothing. Man I hate it when you're Jonesing for some sweet eats and your casa is serving up a big old plate full of nada. What's a boy to do? I went to my room to find some duds and kicks and woo boy that place is a rat's nest. There's old clothes,…

Fuck you all.

[watches clip]

Jeanette Daniels Benziger: "The Liberty Bell is in Philadelphia. I look forward to taking my niece there someday."

Too bad he didn't turn his phone so it was taken in landscape.

Acrostic, indeed. If you spend that much money on alcohol, then you must be godless.

you pretty much cross the line when you volunteer to pay for machine designed solely to kill and stick it in your pocket on the ridiculously minuscule chance that you'll ever need to use it and if you do, the even more minuscule chance that you'll use it correctly and not get yourself shot in the process. That's…

So you hit and then dance, not dance and then hit. I guess I just don't get baseball.

"Is FIFA corrupt? Well of course it is. Look at the money we have in the bank. A BILLION DOLLARS. For a non-profit. And yes, every single member of the executive board has taken bribes. And oh what bribes! Money, sure, that's a pedestrian bribe. Cars, vacations, artwork, girls... these are the calling cards of a true…

I don't think this guy's been within a mile of Lindsay Lohan.

A soccer match is the equivalent of running a 15K. You couldn't do a 15K in 90 degree heat. Your Rascal scooter would burn out.

Asked for an explanation for his appearance, Sterling said, "Visits to my radiologist and years of living with the LA metal scene have made me very comfortable with black masses."

I'm assuming the "warm welcome" took the form of a number of parishioners surreptitiously peeing on his shoes while he was looking the other way.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.