"it's your fault" —Dr. Sean McGuire

stand back, everyone. Footy police in the house.

I might also humbly submit Tommy "Agro" Cragg.

i kinda like tom crag writing here and there. i mean he's the best in the country, maybe, so i look at his articles like a new jordan release

Although exactly 40 years ago was a pretty momentous/shitty month:

Drew is second, because presumably he'll taste like ham cold cuts.

I'm very proud to have coined "Miami Rohan."

Burneko, because I presume his meat will taste the best given his diet.

You're on a desert island (stop organizing the sand, Jolie).

Can someone tell Craggs to write more?

The NFL is probably more invested in these cases than even the NCAA since the NFL might have to actually pay for their own minor league system once that happens.

I don't think these scholarships are the ones that are making tuition more expensive, in fact I would bet your ass it's not. Exorbitant salaries for coaches and other staff are probably the cause. Also, if a kid is good at a non revenue sport and is able to go to college and get a good education because of it that's a…

"Floozies" was already taken.

I'd bet anything that you couldn't get accepted into the Air Force Academy.

Either that or his freckles finally decided to stop being such fucking slackers and get in line for once.

Oh hey, guy who takes his co-ed softball league way too seriously

How do you sleep at night knowing you're that guy?

You are the single worst guy on the internet.

I feel the same way when I watch gymnastics. I'm like, "There would never be two rings just hanging there like that on the street. And even then...what does that accomplish?" Bunch of fucking posers.

Everything. Literally everything.