She chewed the scenes so much in SIL that I betting even William Shatner went “Tone it down for Christ’s sake” when he saw the film.

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

He’s not your buddy, guy.

Things That Are Gonna Get You:

He’s not your friend, Buddy.

The host of the program currently on air (Kings employee and general shill Grant Napear) told a caller to “walk up a tall building, and jump off” which not only did not result in a suspension, but was used as promotional material for one of his segments.

but, playing 4-on-5, they actually outscored UAB 20-16 over the final 6:04.

Huh, I thought they called him Mr. Mean because he was average.

“0.2 ... pfft, amateur”

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

All of his media problems will be solved once he gets traded to Boston.

The Kings have not ruled out retiring KJ’s jersey in the future. A team spokesperson said they will either retire his #7 or the number of accusers, depending on which one is higher.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

Yup. These are my viewer.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Big Wave Feminism

Where have I read this before.....hmmm oh wait last year. Let’s all panic again

You can sue a media company for HIPAA about as much as a wife can sue her husband’s mistress for divorce.