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Shoulda been you Delly.

It’s around the time of ROJ. Darth WhatsHisFace was sent to secure the Death Star 2.0 plans for Snoke in case he wanted to later make Death Star 3.0 later. But, those damn Bothans man. After Darth WhatsHisFace stole the plans from the Empire, a Rebel attack foiled his get away. Darth WhatsHisFace killed A LOT of…

He’s a bothan seeking revenge for the death toll caused by securing the plans for Death Star 2.0

I don’t think it’s petty. Somebody was going to have to deal with a movie with CGI hair (or lack thereof). “We’ll pay for it” sounds simple. How much on the front end, who does the work, quality checks, rush timelines, whether more work is approved (costs for overage and who pays) are all real world issues with fights.

Back when kids movies were usually bad, Pixar was a revelation because their movies were consistently really good for both parents and kids. Incredibles, Nemo, and Wall-E are really good movies and all-timer kids movies. But, the following has happened:

Jah no barter.

You’d have to think it’s pretty fluid but simple for Disneyland. If Star Tours traffic dips a ton when the new land opens up, you should kick the tires on revamping. If the park is packed with Star Wars fans / Star Tours still has a ton of traffic, no changes are coming.

Meaningless hot take statements, like is Lebron James over rated, is wanted controversy and passes.

So Erza has a dire wolf?

Santa Cruz Boardwalk! Yes.

Katherine Heigl seems very available for this project. 

I was initially intrigued. Then, I remembered that Unbreakable was the last Shyamalan movie I liked before Split. Then, I realized that is a gap of 19 years. Then, I remembered the movies in-between. It’s hard for a good director to make a movie that is green lit based upon a concept and not an really good script.…

Dear prison-league batters,

Standalone in the sense that the plot is not 75% setting up 3-4 other movies. Just a few years ago, that was a movie. Now for super hero movies, that’s the exception not the rule .

His defense is that he’s stocking up on medical weed to dull the pain of playing for the dumpster fire Kings. Deadspin’s coverage of the Kings might be key exhibits.

That DC remains a raging dumpster fire is par for the course ... the Rock is is going from Jumaji to the Jungle Cruise? Disney is making Jungle Cruise? I’m just going to assume that a Sailing Ship Columbia is in production and the Rock is at least considering it.

Man, we talking about Big 3 League.

“Son of a bitch must pay”

I would glady watch a conversation between: (1) an airline / TSA agent incorrectly claiming that “You have to take that comic out of your bag;” and (2) person that finds it deeply offensive to refer to a graphic novel as a comic repeatly saying “It’s not a comic it’s a graphic novel” at each other over and over again…