Read things that are relevant and credible.

Shoulda been you Delly.

Jah no barter.

Meaningless hot take statements, like is Lebron James over rated, is wanted controversy and passes.

Dear prison-league batters,

His defense is that he’s stocking up on medical weed to dull the pain of playing for the dumpster fire Kings. Deadspin’s coverage of the Kings might be key exhibits.

Man, we talking about Big 3 League.

It’s unclear what’s more shocking. That the Knicks have a semi-competent GM or that Sacramento was prepared hand the wheel back to Vlade.

Kings aren’t paying Malik Monk 15 million over 4 years to be a scoring guard the bench, because they’d made up their minds to pay Bogdan 36 million over 3 years to do the same thing. Take that for data

Mock-outrage artist dabbles in actual outrage for about 75 seconds.

Arizona could face SMC, not SMU and Semi Ojeleye in the second round.

If you are that leathery, perhaps avoid leather.

It’s priceless the station claimed this was about civility and personal attacks, when the drive time host / team’s play by play man / shill yells at callers and calls them morons in the afternoon every day and the stations sometimes runs promos of him doing so. That’s some glorious bullshit right there.

If find it very hard to believe that a Sacramento professional sports team could be either poorly run or that all of the stakeholders for a new ownership group / moving into a new arena were not on the same page. Or that Kevin Johnson could have a corrosive effect on either That never happens

Super Extreme DUI means that you used Mountain Dew as your mixer

Regardless of how this case comes out, Peja Stojkovic remains the biggest Kings choker in big games and the clutch. Moreso than Webber, which is frankly saying something.

Even John from Cincinnati thought it was time.

Their primary concern is actually work days. The union wants the production staff to be home with their families on the weekend, whereas the work requires them to work “SUNDAY!!!, SUNDAY!!!, SUNDAY!!!!!!!!”

Many of the comments below are great and why Deadspin used to be a fantastic place several years ago. It’s also why it doesn’t make any sense for the new management to force Gawker2.0 into this space. / dick joke

They should just rename The Concourse — Gawker Crashing on Deadspin’s Couch.