What if you’re an astronaut and your #1 has space madness?

“Who wants to sex Lilly?” - Lilly King at Olympic Village tonight

That visor being knocked off tho...

I totally understand where the Thunder are coming from on this one. The longer they keep me waiting, the less money I give waiters.

Agreed. Ponies are WAY better.

The notes that make up the riff to “Under Pressure” are common notes that occur in lots of songs. Any similarities between it and “Ice Ice Baby” are purely coincidence.

Ugh

Did... did Spicer just accidentally out himself as a Brony?

I feel bad; the whole thing must really stink for him.

He lost to the state penitentiary. Again.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

To Protect and Serve...unless, you know, you say something kinda mean. Then I’m gonna skate because I don’t have to put up with this.

Luckily, Gawker Media can turn to the thousands of underemployed lawyers in the comments sections to make sure this whole process goes smoothly.

You guys and io9 are the only good things on Gawker.

Move on over to a new site and we’ll follow.

Deadspin is literally the only part of the umbrella that did actual news and insightful commentary. It doesn’t hurt that you’re as funny as Cracked was back when Cracked was actually funny.

I hope Nick Denton sleeps in a…

In the long run, we’re all dead;

I don’t have to live like that.

No Tom Petty?

That’s almost as fast as Doug Christie could grow a shadow.

I swear to God when Dellademrlovalova was at St. Mary’s and somehow made like 8 NCAA Tournament appearances before graduating I actually turned to a friend and said “Thank God this is the type of player I never have to worry about seeing in the NBA . . .”

1. The Court has heard stupider shit.