A panel about dealing with online harassment was shut down due to online harassment?

This is still a thing? How is this still a thing?!

“I am not 15 years old,” she says. “Kevin Johnson can kiss my black ass.”

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

Public water restrictions are the new market inefficiency, Beane is just ahead of his peers in exploiting them.

“That looks nothing like Magic Johnson.”

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

If I married a Kardashian I’d be flat on my back in a whorehouse with a suitcase full of cocaine too.

Fox’s photo of Odom was way worse:

“Community came together to save the team” is a funny way of saying how a city allowed itself to be fleeced to benefit a billionaire.

The thing that offends me most about this is that ESPN thought anyone would give a shit about Sacramento in the first place.

The Kings fan in me wants to see it, if just to see the process that went into getting the team to stay. But KJ doesn’t need any good publicity, he needs to be held accountable for his terrible actions and behavior.

Would’ve thought Nolan Ryan had better seats.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

Shouldn’t you be calling sports talk radio?

This marks the second time this week allegations of a Cardinal meeting with a hooker have surfaced.