I haven't watched since they legalized dribbling.

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

I just realized that Darren Rovell is George Costanza with hair.

"Heaven huh?"

OG

Someone's grandma knows a thing or two about living.

The Maloofs shouldn't be allowed to own a Subway franchise, let alone an NHL franchise, after the way they completely botched the Kings ownership.

Nothing says "franchise stability" like the Maloof brothers.

Wait...wait...wait...

Meanwhile, the Florida Panthers play in front of this super excited home crowd:

On behalf of Sacramento, I have a message for Las Vegas:

I don't care so much about this car than its owner...

The lede is buried here. The Kings really play in something named "Sleep Train Arena?"

What the hell, kid? You should be in school. And that school should be shielding you from prosecution for rape.

How rude!