He was probably too tired from carrying the team the entire series

It does not appear that Bumgarner chugged seven beers at once, or crushed an entire pony keg on his forehead, or anything spectacular like that. Take away his MVP award.

The last photo is easily the best one.

Can't say I'm surprised—the kid plays with turf that's been pounded by hundreds of guys in front of an audience each week.

In the interest of journalistic integrity, I heard it was a threesome and Lennay Kekua should have received photo credit.

Dumbledong

Not much man what's raw with you

The real question is this: can you make footnotes in Kinja?

Damn. I've got a tape of the Nov. 14, 1977 Monday Night Football game but it's Chiefs-Raiders. Good thing you put in that extra note or we would have wasted a LOT of each other's time.

Are there any readers that are competent x-ray technicians and have access to Martina Navratilova's dental records? Email us: tips@deadspin.com

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the post where we were supposed to pick a random number between 1 and 100.

Not sure what Ward's family is allegedly due... guy made himself a candidate for a Darwin Award the minute he stepped out of that car and started going after high-velocity heavy death machines just because he was mad.

Hey guys, I just heard from Steve Bisciotti, and he said not to believe any of this. All these people coming forward are Ray's friends. Seems legit to me.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

"So why do you think you should keep your job?"

Evidently #12 on the red team is an Antonio Brown fan.