So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

san antonio is 'up and coming' in the same way as my prostate. its getting larger but not better.

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

Five years ago those commenters had to audition to show their comments had values and could be (and were) banned for being assholes.

You couldn't be more right. I remember when reading the DS comments were the highlight of my internet day. Now it's half a step above fucking YouTube comments.

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

My pants lying on the floor suggest otherwise.

Rumor is he won't be coaching at Rutgers long. Yesterday, he was seen on UCLA's campus.

Uses the chopper a lot.

Scientists will not take5 until this question has been answered

Reposting this from another comments section...

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

This is my 9 year old daughter's absolute favorite movie. Once we were visiting San Francisco and I mentioned we were going to visit Chinatown. She absolutely freaked out and didn't want to go. When I asked her why, she told me "I have green eyes. Lo Pan is gonna get me."

I can believe that from my own experiences.

Also, because of this:

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

See also: timepiece.