Needs more Body Heat.

Why did you guys use one of the Jim Henson Creature Shop’s creations for ‘The Labyrinth’ in the header photo?

Maybe it was part of a weird plea deal.

My dentist recommended alcohol free mouthwash years ago. Since then I don’t wake up with dry mouth and bits of my gums/cheek burnt off.

Now who sounds old - you can’t deposit a check on your phone? OOOOLLLDDD! :-D

I was once a young man in high school with college aspirations.

We have here the crossing of 3 things

He's identifying the client's class in the hierarchy.

When Haiti has a better electrical grid than your state, the arguments that you’re not a “failed state” KINDA go out the window...

I wish that white community leaders would appeal for calm about this. There’s such an endemic violent streak in the white community, I’d hate to think of young kids who might believe that this sort of behavior is acceptable.

The head executives of G/O Media’s Private Equity owning company are the ones that decide whether Kinja ever gets brought back to proper functioning. But since they broke the help page, I know that the comments are the only place left to state that we notice the massive breakage of Kinja.

Let me just say that if I did what he did, I am telling every fucker I know and everyone I meet that I have been to motherfucking space. 

I literally just mocked you, liek, 5 seconds ago. If I want to stretch my PC to it’s limits, Windows is the way to go. OSX’s irredeemable UX is probably the biggest factor that I’d never switch to Apple products, along with the lousy hardware support and the fact that literally anybody with half-a-brain couldn’t help…

I’m a PC guy (Linux and Windows dual boot) but have a MacBook Pro as well. And the dock (well the entire user interface, really) is one of the things I like least about using MacOS. Do not make this the only choice, Microsoft!

God I hope it’s fake because I don’t want a MacOS. If I wanted a that I would buy one.

This is the most jalop shit ever. “We bought a house. Money’s tight. Tons of work to do. Guess we’ve got no choice but to buy a 30 year old project car!”

We really doing this? Really? I mean we have Texas trying to take away the right to vote for anyone that isn’t white, actually seasons their food and can clap on the 2 & 4 and this is what you’re concerned with? I am all for multi-tasking but I am also for priorities and this ain’t it. Unless you have footage of her…

Am I missing something? I see no connection other than the origins of the festival or party or whatever that would tie her to KKK leanings. If dumbass Black people wanted to join that bullshit, that’s of course their choice but I don’t see where she was personally connected to the KKK or even racism. I also think it’s…

That makes sense because weren’t they lovers at one point?  I’m just asking.

Doesn’t matter. His CO’s, CO will be doing the leaning no matter what.