You are cornering the nerd fetish. I’ll be in my bunk.

Fuck with the things people already struggle with, they’ll give up. Fuck with their only joy, they’ll revolt. See: prohibition.

Oh oh, he possessed me on May 4th, 1991. Made me wear that black nail polish. Thank you, Satan, it matched my whole outfit!

When asked to comment on how girl get pragnant, Mr. Mirror Balls was quoted as saying, “Duh, with chicken wangs on Hollowpeen!”

Every once in a while he’ll make a post about making a new line up of comics, but usually already has a bunch in mind and asks us to vote on a certain number. The only criteria seems to be that it’s game related and that it’s shown consistency in how often a new comic goes up, so if it’s updated weekly, and has been…

And rats are actually super clean. They’re kind of obsessed with cleanliness actually.

Well I sympathize. I can see myself doing that for a game I absolutely adore, like Fire Emblem.

I know I’m posting this a lot, but I don’t think anyone is seeing them because I’m always slightly too late. But I want an explanation so bad.

• Cities Skylines made their mods cost money on April Fools Day. What was that about?
  

Cities Skylines put up mod charging for April Fools Day. WTF? link.

I really like the cut of your jib. Best response in a sea of good responses. At least the community isn’t as low as this author.

because there weren’t any handrails on the control deck. The whole “open bridge” thing was a terrible idea.

Well, excuuuuse me, princess.

Congratulations, Awkward Zombie’s Katie Tiedrich, for getting engaged!

GET IT!

When my spouse and I were having to go to another state to get medical help for a rare condition, we were spending every moment possible playing Borderlands (the first one) together. So we took our 360 with us to the hotel and when we saw how much better the vertical split on their TV was, versus the horizontal on…

I’m laughing that a writer at Time Out is named Tom Huddleston. I’m easily amused.

I played one of my Fallout 3 characters as a drug addict. It was a lot of fun, because the screen goes all fuzzy when you’re jonesing and it forces you to play a little differently.

True, true.

Oh, so this is what people were talking about when they said he was just child-like and that’s the only reason he had sleepovers with kids? I guess I never looked into it too much. But maybe I believe that now. I don’t know what I believe!