It's awesome! The whole thing made me a bit teary, honestly. I used to play guitar and sing too and I miss it. You're really good. Such a calm voice. Are you European? It sounded like you and the other guys had accents.

Are you the guy? If so, great job on that song! And it's probably smart to not jump at the chance of kotaku fame, even though some of us think you deserve more real-life recognition.

ETA: already being discussed.

Yeah, I hear ya. I guess it's the way of the internets/peoples. I think they should definitely smoke some weed.

Oh gahd, all the replies you're getting: "I love weed, but can't smoke it right now, but haven't ever seen this show, but am interested in seeing it. Where does that put me? der derp" :/

It's from an after school special on the dangers of rock and roll. :P Here's the video clip.

He actually says, "I'm a gay man," but no one else seems to have noticed and are still referring to him as a woman very far down the thread. I guess it didn't help that he said, in his first post, "I think women interrupt more here! (Including me, i think I have gotten it more under control lately though)."

Same, I think they should've said Hulk.

It certainly doesn't sound fun to me, but I'm not very social.

I want an updated and actually good Zoo Tycoon so freakin' bad.

It pretty much is. In the modern sense. :P

Aaaaand it's been solved. Doh!

Holy shit, you were main-paged and are still grey? I thought it was bad enough my staying grey after being starred by 5 different authors (including the editor-in-chief) on io9, all after the grey thing started, but main-paged? That's ridiculous. Being ungreyed was "supposed" to happen when someone proved they weren't…

Absolutely satire. They've been satirizing GG for a little while now.

Violent play is natural and okay! Children do it instinctively. Cops and robbers, hero vs villain, even Barbies fight with each other in child's hands. They NEED to process these instincts and better they do it with fantasy than reality. That whole line of thinking is so counterproductive.

It's sickening that people are still freaking out over gay people who want to adopt kids, ranting and raving that being gay correlates to being a pedophile (spoiler alert: it doesn't).

That's what I was thinking. The first one had like 6 kills or something for the entire game and IIRC there was only 1 way to kill each of them. This one looks a lot better.

Yes! I'll never understand EA (& other companies) being like, "Well, this thing is considered a classic and it's well regarded all around... let's change it completely." Actually, I blame the bigwigs' need to have someone whose entire job is to "wow the boss." Clearly that person wowed the boss with, "Well, Skyrim was…

Seriously, and Japanese female gamers, like myself, are like, "WTF?" with this "bros are the only gamers," crap. And I wouldn't even claim my Japanese brethren to be particularly progressive with women's issues, hell my father is fairly sexist himself, but games? Women are raised on games in Japanese families. I…