#notallschlubs

A sobering reminder that men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape.

I’m just so tired

Hey man, it’s always nice when you don’t get any Santorum on your Caucus.

Modesty

That would be krazy.

I’m going to sob when he leaves office. I can’t imagine having another president as willing to show his kind, loving, emotional side.

I’m an 11 at Wal-Mart, I didn’t know we were using the Wal-Mart sliding scale.

I'm a 7 at walmart.

God, yes. I had a number of guys who I was interested in try to pressure me into a threesome back in my younger days because (a) I’m definitely not overtly girly, and (b) (quoting them) “c’mon, how can *you* NOT like girls?” UGH. I like girls fine as friends, but goddamnit, despite my best efforts at self-examining my…

I’m queer and I feel like I chose it.

I just thought it was because eating pussy is awesome, but I guess I'm just an uggo.

To the point about “attractive” bisexual women falling into hetero relationships, I think a large part of that just comes down to numbers. If you’re someone who is attracted to both men and women, there’s simply more straight men in the dating pool than queer women. Better odds of finding your connection when pulling…

Articles like this really highlight how desperately Jezebel needs to hire an actual goddamn queer women writer.

Lets not forget the tendency of same sex attracted women to dress in a way that attracts other same sex attracted women, which often has nothing to do with saying fuck you to heterosexuality, or being ugly, or whatever those jerks are saying.... I would rate a woman with a strong jawline and very muscular arms and a…

Okay, I don’t know about these bits of data, but as a only okay looking person on a good day, even without a partner choice, I remain heterosexual. Which leads me to believe, and I know this is not conclusive, that being attracted to same sex, opposite sex, or both sexes is entirely subjective depending on the make-up…

“And if you’re wacky-looking why not expand your options with bisexuality?” *facepalm*