HELLO FELLOW BLUE COLLAR HUMANS, I, HILLARY CLINTON, RELATE TO YOU, AS YOU CAN SEE, BY THIS GIANT PIECE OF FARM EQUIPMENT

Today I learned I need to listen to Kidz Bop.

That is the most perfect title for this. Thank you. That was a gift.

I v much like the title of this. I was v confused and kept thinking “that’s Macklemore, right? He does Kidz Bop?” And then he said moped, and I was like “Ohhh, hahaha. That’s funny.”

He’s just doing this at this point to get your attention, Kara. I’m starting to get concerned for him - this amount of thirst isn’t healthy.

YOU KNOW I GET PAID FOR THIS RIGHT?

That is so gross. I will hunt down and torture anyone who writes extensively about me having sex with that man.

But, but, but.... my lane is so bland.

TINNITUS

WHAT I CAN’T HEAR YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP THANKS

Wow. Fuck these people!

ALSO! LET’S DO MORE FACT CHECKING!

You are pro choice and I am the fucking Queen of England.

Planned Parenthood doesn’t profit off of anyone. They are a registered non-profit. And I don’t believe you’re pro-choice for a minute.

why is it that people who aren’t participants in/are against gay sex are always the most interested discussing it forever on message boards???

No mention of the fact that both males and females are happier when they’re about to land on a dick?

Sunlight must be hell on her eyes after spending this long in a hole she dug herself.