could it be....?

SATAN?!

lol, cool, way to take a bold "don't take unwanted pictures of women and put them on the internet" stand in 20 fucking 15, guys

"Women were created from men," says Zach.

good job science i guess or something

AIN'T NO SHAME, BABIES DO YO THANG

omg, if this isn't a Mormon horror date story, I don't know what is. One of the BYUs, perhaps?

"he had "received revelation" that we were to be married"

Jesus.... you are lucky you didn't end up in a dungeon.

Have fun BURNING IN HELL. Don't you know that when someone receives revelation you have to just go with it?

So help. Many baby produce. Much thrills.

omg

We had been on a date and a half (the half date was he had asked for a ride home from something else, and then asked if we could just go to my place to watch a movie. I was too spineless to say no). He left shortly after to go to school out of state, and called me to tell me he had "received revelation" that we were…

GIRL, GIRL, GET THAT CASH

cosign, that reed thing just sounds like good business

This is not—and was never—good parenting.

Yeah... I mean, the part where he watches her be physically sick as a result of what they did together, blithely tells her she'll get over it, and then lets it happen again? No. Nonononononoo. Fuck this guy. It's unbelievable to me that there are people, nevermind people in her own family, that are prepared to heap…

And here I was expecting an article on puppies and rainbows.

Great point, except that this is actually a very old story.

Oh Azalea Banks, I love you I love your music, but honey you're crazy. Since when is turning on your locations indication you want someone to come fight you????