If PS5 didn't have backwards compatibility with PS4, I probably would've been fine waiting. But I have a backlog of games that I'm currently playing or waiting to play on better hardware without sounding like a jet engine. New PS5 games are just icing on the cake. This is actually my first day 1 preorder for a…

“Oh, hey, that’s really impressive! I didn’t even know that the Game Boy had that technol—”

Not Dota? Pleb :D

That’s a big assumption based on some ugly biases. She’s wealthy enough to fly to Paris because she wants a fancy meal but no doubt you’re right, she’s probably never heard of antipyretic medicines. Those backwards Chinese people probably don’t know about aspirin, acetaminophin, ibuprofin...

Do we need to call the cops on you for animal endangerment?

“ProJared also quietly moves past the fact the kid states he passed his GCSEs (which would’ve happened during that time frame PJ described) which are largely a rote memory exercise at times having done them myself. So if this kid had no memory, how would he be capable of studying for, sitting, and passing exams?”

Sounds to me like Arch Warhammer is a dick.

You said a lot of things

BAD

we’re just living in an age where corporatism is able to ‘use’ racism for profit. Remember, there are no morals to be found when your mind is on the money.

“Discard shallots and garlic”

Ok, since someone absolutely has to do it, it might as well be me.

“The kid shrugged off his backpack and grasped his axe. He didn’t like being backed into a corner.”
“Oh well. Someone was about to get his face smashed in.”

Why are there no anti-stars on Kotaku?

I think it was in pretty bad faith of him to get your hopes up over it knowing that he didn’t have the creative rights and freedoms to pursue the project, though. If he knew Gail would take issue with it, he could have mentioned that at any point before he had nearly convinced you it “sounded like it was a go”.

I get…

This is a series about demons and swords and motorcycles. It’s dumb. Relax folks and just enjoy the dumb.

It always seemed so weird to me that such an unremarkable game like DmC became a battleground title. I mean, it made sense why DMC fans were so upset with it, especially with NT trashing the original series at every opportunity to hype up their own game(To say little of their “Shakespearean dialogue”. It’s more the…

Yeah, I was sort of standing there with a stupid grin on my face. LOL She didn’t seem like she’d mind, though. Not sure if she knew about Dwayne Johnson playing the part--I would’ve felt funny interjecting since she was talking to the clerk.  On the other hand, it was Maui the kid didn’t seem to like, so maybe it was…

Player...?

Is it worth playing? Yes. It’s a perfect stealth-action-infiltration game. But if you’re looking for that linear narrative boss-heavy experience, you won’t find it here.