That is an extremely generous assessment of him.

Robin Thicke is gross.

The real story here is that there is 40 horse tails-worth of hair draped over Julie Chen's head and that her neck has not snapped from the weight of it.

So, wait. Is it just a stereotype that Southerners are racist or is she racist because she's a Southerner? I mean, I don't believe the latter is true but she seems to be arguing both so I just want to know where she stands on the relationship between the South and racism...

Another day, another story of someone striking a cat.

I understood what you meant, but I just don't think you understand the issue. From my interpretation of this, she isn't upset a white girl is "twerking." She just wants her to do it well, and is acknowledging that this twerking "phenomenon" is yet another thing that has been done in black culture for a long time,…

There is almost nothing better in life than going to a Big Freedia show. Everyone at her shows shakes their ass to the point of exhaustion. Not everybody can do it right, but everybody tries. And the best part? There's not some nasty dude creeping up on you to rub himself on you while you shake it, or grabbing your…

That's true. What's he up to lately? Besides sitting in his box at Saints games. A friend of mine had seats right behind him last season, and I was consumed with envy.

I love Big Freedia, and I love bounce music in general - partially because it's ubiquitous here and incredibly fun to listen and dance too, but partially because it is one of the very few subgenres of rap or hiphop that openly support and embrace female, gay, or transgender performers (like Big Freedia herself). This…

Penises have never seemed right to me. They just...hang there. Don't get me started on ball sacks. Seems like if the Good Lord were to design a perfect sperm delivery system, it would look a hell of a lot better in God's Own Daylight. Seems like. I should run for some sort of office. 'Cause I have a lot more…

Billy Ray was supposed to be on the show tonight to explain his daughter's behavior

Has "love and light"/"light and love" always been a thing? Or is this recent? I HATE IT.

Wait, wait, hold on a minute. You mean Billy Ray Cyrus would have done something gimmicky just for more attention and money? BILLY RAY CYRUS??

I want everyone to shut up about twerking. Miley Cyrus wasn't twerking, she is incapable of twerking. And now every asshat is talking about twerking and they have no idea what it is. Like when the Harlem Shake was all the rage. Except nobody was doing the Harlem Shake because they don't even know what it actually is.…

Billy Ray Cyrus would have twerked and rubbed himself with a foam finger and pretend-banged Robin Thicke if all that stuff existed in the early 90s.

Then he sang:
Don't twerk my heart
My achy breaky heart
Don't twerk on my giant foam hand.
'Cause if you twerk my heart
My achy breaky heart
Robin Thicke's mom just won't understand.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The results of abstinence-only education, where idiot commenters parade their lack of knowledge around for all to see. Bravo, young man.

You know, there are resources out there where you can learn about transmission of STDs so you don't embarrass yourself by writing stupid, inaccurate comments anymore.

Herpes can be contracted during protected sex as well, since condoms don't cover the entire genital area. Would you consider it a punishment for having ANY sex whatsoever?