I loved Girlfriends. Bring back Girlfriends.

I don't ever watch this show so I don't really have much frame of reference...but, I mean, is that how KHLOE always acts? Baby talking about how she's a tree and we think Lamar is the one that's high?

That teeth/dentist episode really confused me. I first realized I have an obsession with watching people get teeth extract after the season of America's Next Top Model when the blond got her eye teeth pulled so that she would have a more mainstream smile. It satisfies me like popping a pimple or cyst. My confusion…

I feel like Rihanna has only one volume and five notes she can sing.

"I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my son..."

What culpability would that poor, innocent, nearly-middle-aged husband and father even HAVE? Going up against that dirty slutty tramp would be too much for ANY man.

"I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my son," says Robin Thicke's bewildered mom. [NYDN]

don't take what people do and exploit it.

Actually, the bad boy is the one in the middle—Zayn. The one on the far right may very well be the Lance Bass of the group, if you know what I mean. (HE'S GAY! Maybe. Just in case you didn't actually know what I meant.)

That's Louis, and you'll have to fight my 8-year-old for him. ;) He's actually the funny one! I think...? I still like Dirty Harry, despite knowing he was trouble when he walked in.

Jesus fucking Christ! The baby monitor story just gave me the creeps. In his place I would have punted my baby away with screams of "Impostor!", destroyed the monitor, burned the house and killed my wife for giving birth to a hellspawn. Of course, I would be arrested and probably would kill myself in prision within 72…

Tell hypnotism and tickle torture porn girl that her brain will be fine. I work in the same field—been staring at 75-year-old blowjobs and gaping old lady assholes for seven years—and I've only had the urge to fuck my grandmother once.

And when did James Van Der Beek get so damned insightful? He shocked the pants off of me.

"Well I, for one, thought Miss Cyrus looked very pretty last night at her singing concert." OMG - "singing concert!" This has to be the winner of all the tweets!

I really REALLY want to know what actual musicians were thinking as Miley rotated her tailbone.

Being annoyed about that tongue crap is not slut-shaming... it's just bloody annoying.

The most offensive thing about Miley is her insistence that she can dance.

As a black woman, my shock at his voice being a heck load higher than I imagined has absolutely nothing to do with the colour of his skin and absolutely everything to do with his growl on New Slaves.

Should of had dicks on the back cover and BOOM. Give everyone genital nightmares.

I was sitting at a party when I realized that everyone there was probably secretly carrying their genitals concealed under only a few layers of clothing. These fuckers were seriously just sneaking around with mooshed up meat flowers, and…

I AGREE WITH THIS ARTICLE I AM TIRED OF MY VAGINA BEING SEXUALIZED. VAGINAS CAN DO OTHER THINGS TOO PEOPLE. MINE ENJOYS WATCHING REALITY TV, GOING TO WINE AND CHEESE PARTIES, AND CHOCOLATE. IT DOES NOT EXIST JUST FOR PROCREATION, ORGASMS, OR PUBERTY. GET A CLUE SOCIETY.