If you look closely, you can see Steve Bartman almost catch and then pull back when he realizes the Cubs are at bat.

And yet, if Jose Bautista went over the wall, everyone would just complain about him stealing American jobs.

That's why they always make sure to take out the left eye first.

That bird should be careful. The last Falcon to really piss someone off got his house burned down.

[acquires target through periscope]

Counterpoint: Eddie Lacy Is Not Fat By Wisconsin Standards

That was awesome, but no Leyland?

I think he's saying you should only be able to hit if you play in the field, and that pitchers should have to hit. Some Natty League followers go by the theory if you throw balls at people, you should be in there to get them thrown at you.

"Everyone else had fun so fuck the people who are complaining"

Young, Fresh-Faced Male Stanford Student: [nervously checks outfit and hair]

Guess I know why Sally from the HOA thread was so bitchy.

Hard to find anything straight in that city.

100 people at a Marlins game? Optimist.

Footnote: Please, people of the world, stop taking videos in portrait mode! It makes the world a worse place.

Considering Favre threw 4 passes for the Falcons in 1991, no, it wasn't his first NFL pass.

"This is the next Brett Favre story if not bigger."

After reviewing this footage several times, I don't believe the motorcyclist was trying to be an asshole and brake-check the car driver. It appears he was having trouble shifting. If you look closely at 0:10, you can see the bike Stalin.