The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on.

I can't work under these conditions!

Hope the Astros GM was watching

Can you hear me now?

That's the other hilarious part of this. Harvey's pitch was completely non-sensical and conveyed zero valuable information.

Wait, so Qualcomm is making phones easier or something? I'm so confused.

I have great respect for Ulambayar. Pound-for-pound, he's the best three fighters in the world.

The home run was measured at 395 feet, 3.5 inches.

As a Packer fan I was pissed off about that, but I was more pissed of at the fact that the Packers didn't realize it wasn't against the rules to cover Anquan Boldin.

Matthews started his leaping tackle well before Little Miss Kaepernick ran out of bounds. It as not unreasonable for him to make that move to cut off Kaepernick's prance down the sideline. And once he launched himself he did about as much as you can while flying through to arrest his action — he didn't throw down…

It will never out do the Red Sox Pizza Throw game.

...

I punched him because he embarrassed me.

Clearly this is photoshopped, I mean look at all those fans.

This is the closest the Jays will be to getting 7 1/2 back.

If you thought this was disturbing, you definitely don't want to see Rex Ryan in his wife's remake of Footloose

...then the coach went back to first base and turned around, and the kid threw batteries at him.

"They won't beat us unless we beat ourselves"